Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Grocery Store Pick Up Lines!?!

Is something along the lines of "Do you come here often?" still considered a pick-up line if you're at the grocery store!?! 

Clueless. Doesn't everyone go to the grocery store often?

I think he actually said, "You come here a lot, don't you?" I'm not sure if I should be embarrassed or creeped out that he notices how much I grocery shop!?! Lol?

I was just like..."ha...yaaahh..."

Awkward. Don't make eye contact. Stare into the misty glass doors of the frozen foods.

Then he opened and closed all the frozen food glass doors and said, "It's hard to see when they're all fogged up isn't it?"

Again, me with the, "Ha...yah..."

Original. Sigh.

"I've worked here six years."

"...Oh yah, that makes sense," I think I said. 

What? What makes sense? Return to searching for frozen vegetables through fogged glass doors.

Lucky for me, or him, he finally walked away. 

I wanted to go grocery shopping today but didn't want to look like I was trying to be there on purpose, when I'm feeling cute in my new favorite outfit and *same* sweater, ya know? So now, I'm out of blueberries!

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