Katy Street

There once was a girl named KATY
but no one knew her name.
"Kathy."
"No, Katy."
"Hello, Cathy."
"Katy."
There once was a boy who
stole a street sign for a girl
named, Katy, because it had
her name on it.
It would have been romantic
except he was a control freak.
And short.