~~~~~~be as funny as your Husband THINKS he is.
~~~~~~be on time unless you leave early, when you have kids.
~~~~~~be the weight on your driver's licence, unless you over-estimate.
~~~~~~be as cool as you are TRYING to be.
~~~~~~be able to keep up w/ the 'Jones's'.
~~~~~~be caught up if you procrastinate.
~~~~~~be heard if you are yelling.
~~~~~~be good enough if your trying to be PERFECT.
~~~~~~be as unattractive as you THINK you are.
~~~~~~be as horrible a mother as you're afraid of being.
SO DEAL W/ IT!